THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT IN THE HOUS WH Y

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random American stranger overhears my parents Scottish accent
  • stranger: Omg! Are you British!!?
  • My mum: Aye.
  • stranger: Oh what part of England are you from?!
  • My mum: Get the fuck oot muh face ya shitey wee fuck
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Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

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